You Know You Have Been to BYU Jerusalem When...

I stole this list from Trisha.

You know you have been to the BYU-Jerusalem Center when...

You think it is normal to wear geenie pants to class.
You have to read the bible dictionary to understand peoples jokes.
You think of the Hard Rock cafe, and the song YMCA comes to mind.
It is second nature to walk into a building and automatically hand your bag to the man standing next to the door.
You walk into a shop and expect to hear, "We love you Mormons!"
You think of marriage proposals in terms of how many camels they are willing to pay.
You think of Egypt and run to the bathroom.
It is second nature to bring a roll of toilet paper with you everywhere you go.
You think going on Facebook is a big deal!
You get excited when there is no dill in your dinner.
At dinner time all you can talk about is other food.
The names Rita and Shabban mean something to you.
You feel naked without your water bottle... and fanny pack!
Giving a hug seems to be breaking the law of chastity.
You can openly talk about bowel movements with the people around you.
It is a sin to wear flip flops.
One set of stairs seems like no big deal.
You can say you have fallen asleep on a structure more than 3000 years old.
You sing a song in Hebrew and everyone joins in.
Waking up at 7:00 is sleeping in.
Talking about scabies is normal in dinner conversation.
You have to be protected from the pope.
It seems natural to have armed men accompany you on a field trip.
Wearing capris is immodest.
You avoid the Allen's when you sneak food out of the Oasis.
The word Oasis makes you hungry.